Creepy Lyrics About Santa Claus That Will Make You Reevaluate Everything You Know About Christmas
The Christmas season is upon us, and you know what that means: There are chestnuts roasting on an open fire, climate change nipping at your nose, and Mariah Carey's Christmas album is getting heavy play in your mother's minivan. It is also the season for mildly inappropriate and creepy songs about Santa Claus to be piped through the speakers at your local shopping center.
Why, you may ask, am I attempting to remove the poinsettia-colored glasses tinting the holiday season?
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